So, I cant sleep. I broke out the pen and note cards because I do that sometimes when I cant sleep. Im starting to realize just how crazy my mind can be, its pretty cool, and often times fucked up hilarious. So I wrote this, and I know it will seem random as all hell...but here it goes:

Flying monkeys with ZZ Top beards, that like to eat marscapone cheese rather than brains. The Wicked Witch from the North by Northwest is on her period, and she doesnt like Tampax pearls. Someone please pass me a shot of pure Godiva chocolate, that way I may sing Marry Had A Little Lamb while drinking RC Cola in Physics lecture.

Sounds like a psuedo Mad Lib?

I'm not even in Physics...

Im so weird.

mood: Spontaneous music: The Strokes - Juicebox tags: adrenaline due to hyperextended fun, boredom